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Note* *I did this rant on account someone requested it and of past experiences. I am not friends with any kind of people I describe in this rant**


Now for those that have seen my old rants about facebook, Lady Gaga, Twitter, partying, sluts & manwhores, etc. etc., well I'm back. And I'm back on the subject on facebook, but not really facebook itself, but the whores it contains on its website. How many times have we seen this on facebook?>>:iconduckfaceplz:...yes, the damn duck face!!!! Or even better, how many times have we seen girls put up a nice decent picture of themselves and write as the caption "I'm FATTTTTT in this picture!" or "I look so ugly in this shot!! :("...I have a question, WHY THE HELL DID YOU PUT UP THE DAMN PHOTO IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT YOU DUMB--grgsdhuhfuyh!!!!! Girls today, not all, but most are like a cronic rash that won't stop itching on the ass of the world. Seriously, girls, stop looking for attention when it's so f*ckin obvious you're looking for attention!!!
      
      Now the other f*cking thing that bothers me about these girls on facebook are not just their retarded duck faces they make, not just the attention whorism they portray so obviously to the whole damn world of facebook, but their FB statuses. Here's a list of popular statuses these girls write. #1) Every five seconds they write about their boyfriend and how much they love them, even though they already started dating a week ago (and they call their BF "boo" or baby" in their stauses. GRRRRRRRRR!!! Hate those pet names!! :frustrated: ) #2) These girls write about stuff that even a rock wouldn't care about. Yes, you are going to the movies with your friends, so do millions of other people!!! #3) If they are having a bad day, they make sure EVERYONE of their friends knows. And when I mean EVERYONE, I mean EVERYONE on their friend-list. They write about how they're sad, and when someone asks them about their problem, they write back "I don't want to talk about it"...THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU POST YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE STATUS ABOUT YOUR SADNESS IN THE THE FIRST PLACE!?!?. #4) If the girl is single she writes about how she wants a decent guy in her life, well, making your profile picture a shot of your boobs hanging out and pictures of you and your friends getting wasted and high at parties aren't really going to attract a gentleman. This isn't damn rocket science!!!! And when these girls write their statuses, th3y eNd uP wr!ttinq l!ke th!s becuz th3y th!nk !tz c00L.
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   Well that's all I could think of for these facebook girls and their obnoxious existence...


**If you liked this rant, check out my Teenagers Rant>>fav.me/d4xodxf
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articulateGinger Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015
Weh I'm angry at these girls for posting what they want and having free will to do so! I'm going to degrade them fom human to slut instead of just ignoring them!Weeeh!
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PessimisticCunt Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm a girl :stare: but still, your right with the I'm so ugly post.
IF YOUR UGLY THEN WHY WOULD YOUGUJJJICANTEVENFSEJOFYC
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poisodon Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:iconclapplz: I APPLAUD YOU. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
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missEyez Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you :bow: lol
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poisodon Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014  Student Digital Artist
WELCOME. :iconbrofistplz:
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ZeFlyingMuppet Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:stare: I hate my generation... I should have been born 20 years ago when people were SANE.
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Phiatoz Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I second that!

:katana:
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missEyez Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yessss!!!! You're awesome :P
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Ruuneka Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"They write about how they're sad, and when someone asks them about their problem, they write back "I don't want to talk about it"...THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU POST YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE STATUS ABOUT YOUR SADNESS IN THE THE FIRST PLACE!?!?"
How true.
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Tsurechr Featured By Owner May 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Word! In Sweden we call these girls: Group = "fjortisar" 1 girl = "fjortis".
They should be shipped away to an island somewhere faaaar awaaaay!
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missEyez Featured By Owner May 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bahahaha couldn't agree more!
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Tsurechr Featured By Owner May 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:thumbsup: :D
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ginger13ninja Featured By Owner May 15, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
ha okay so after reading a second rant from you I PRAISE AND LOVE YOU! not in a weird way XD but your awesome you say everything people are thinking just right! ugh i used to be a chick that uploaded a random status every 10 minutes >.> i really hate myself for doing that XD but i realized what an annoying dumb little BLA i was being... but the chicks that upload duck faces with the "ARNT WE SO HOTT?!" pictures are so annoying im gonna just delete my face book! and and- EVERYTHING YOU SAID your so right! and the typing thing.. It's so annoying! My sister flipped out on me 'cuz i said, "I cant stand girls that type like this: bby ttyl " i said alot more and included phrases like you put up. but she got mad 'cuz im not very good at grammar and spelling unless i read through things like FIVE BAJILLION TIMES!!! anyways i hope to see more of your rants i love them!!
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missEyez Featured By Owner May 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahaha i see what you mean about FB and thanks for agreeing :)
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ginger13ninja Featured By Owner May 17, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
yea and no problem :)
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EmeraldChaosSith Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Or the ones who type like shit, say about how they're going to not worry about having a man and they're just going to be happy and get on with their lives, then they're in a relationship and then they break up. And you get all the sad posts about how upset they are.
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missEyez Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMG! That is so true! GRRRR I hate people who do that lol
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SpinkellaSapphire Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012
Facebook rants are the shizz. I like reading this one. :thumbsup:
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missEyez Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wow thanks so much! :hug:
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SpinkellaSapphire Featured By Owner May 9, 2012
You're welcome~!
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BloodyFreedom Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
made my day xD So true about most of the girls

still It's in the girls mind > We want that people know what's on if we are sad even though we don't want to tell it.

It's really stupid, I know ;P
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missEyez Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahahaha thanks for agreeing :)
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Infernalbird Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconfreeinternetplz:
Unforgivably, the retarded males on facebook give them this attention. Making it worse.
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missEyez Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So true! God I swear one of these day, I promise, I will make a rant about the guys!!! lol
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Gigicerisier Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012
OMG... I've laughed my head off... *chuckles*
That was...
Thanks so much. Seriously, your rant has definitely made my day. *chuckles more*
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missEyez Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wow someone that actually gets my humor! Thanks you :) :laughing:
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Rozax Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012
Boys aren't flawless on Facebook, either. Have you had a rant about them, yet?
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missEyez Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yea maybe in the future :)
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ShadowSketch91 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i can do nothing but agree especially with "I want a decent boyfriend/man" and then they whore off on the INTERNET
for christ's sake
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missEyez Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know right? Thanks for agreeing :P
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dar-a Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Student General Artist
I have a facebook page, but it's just in case someone wanted to contact me out of DA. But I don't use it! there are no friends in ny friends list etc.
So, on fact I live a happy life without Facebook!

p.s. cliches you listed apply to EVERY social web, however.
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sunnydelight18 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"These girls write about stuff that even a rock wouldn't care about."

Funny, I don't think a rock would care about you not liking Facebook.
And it's your own fault for adding whores as friends. If you really need to have them as friends, you could just block them.
Or, you know, delete your Facebook account since you hate it so much. Problem solved. Although I guess you'll still have your crappy friends in real life, from what it sounds like.

By the way, you use too many exclamation marks. It's annoying.
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missEyez Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well I actually wrote this rant because someone requested and through past experiences I've had with certain people. I only have 47 friends altogether on FB. Obviously you cared enough to read my rant and bitch about it. Obviously you're probably like one of the bitches I described in my rant amd obviously I can use as many exclamations points as I want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But thanks for the comment :)
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sunnydelight18 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*shrug* Think what you want of me, I don't care. My friends know better. I'm just glad that I can make good friends; you obviously can't. Wonder why? Maybe it's your rude, split second assumptions.

I'm just saying, dear, it's annoying as fuck and will piss people off :)
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missEyez Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well dear, obviously people like me get to you and your "friends" for some reason, because deep down in that little mind of yours people like you complain because you know I speak the truth and you don't want to hear it which is fine. But don't get mad when it's told to you, just smile and accept it.
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sunnydelight18 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL. Whatever you say, sweetie.
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missEyez Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Okay toots :wave:
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rellik1138 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
God bless the whores you leave them be... whores are useful
you are not .... whores have a niche in society YOU do not
whores are smart you are not
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missEyez Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconfacepalmplz::iconfacepalmplz:
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rellik1138 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
truth hurts doesn't it
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missEyez Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No, not really :)
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rellik1138 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
DAMMIT ...... how bout now :iconikillitplz:
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missEyez Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconfacepalmplz: -_- :no:
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rellik1138 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well at least I got a laugh out of it
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missEyez Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
same here
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VElizondo Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Student General Artist
Meh, guys do that too, not only girls.
and well, if you so hate it, why not just erase them from your friend list?
I mean, and here you are, ranting, and some people may find that as obnoxious as you find the girls in Facebook, but it's the Internet, people post whatever the fuck they want, what's the point of raging over some crap some 15 yr old girls post? Lol.
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EngineMeister Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
NO, GET OUT. do not bring your rational logic here, it will disturb them.

this is a relatively rare chance to see such a large gathering of "non-conformist" teenage females (approx. 13-15 years of age, i believe.) so peaceful and naturally hypocritical, do not scare them away. :stare:
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VElizondo Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Student General Artist
Haha, true! XDD

But butthurt replies from them can be as amusing. (?)
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EngineMeister Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
mhmm well you have a point thar....
i doubt you will get much butthurt, though. this herd seems to possess rampant "special snowflake" syndrome. :paranoid:

and, from my knowledge, it's rather hard to get anything other than fail and stupidity out of narcissistic rainbow princesses.
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CosmicKitten89 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is why I RP on FB instead of using my real life account.
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