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STAMPS TO SUIT EVERYONE, Issue 18Well yet again, its been a while since I have done an article like this, real life always seems to get in the way, deaths and college this time.
Anyway here we go again.
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Submitted on
April 21, 2012


125 (who?)
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Note* *I did this rant on account someone requested it and of past experiences. I am not friends with any kind of people I describe in this rant**

Now for those that have seen my old rants about facebook, Lady Gaga, Twitter, partying, sluts & manwhores, etc. etc., well I'm back. And I'm back on the subject on facebook, but not really facebook itself, but the whores it contains on its website. How many times have we seen this on facebook?>>:iconduckfaceplz:...yes, the damn duck face!!!! Or even better, how many times have we seen girls put up a nice decent picture of themselves and write as the caption "I'm FATTTTTT in this picture!" or "I look so ugly in this shot!! :("...I have a question, WHY THE HELL DID YOU PUT UP THE DAMN PHOTO IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT YOU DUMB--grgsdhuhfuyh!!!!! Girls today, not all, but most are like a cronic rash that won't stop itching on the ass of the world. Seriously, girls, stop looking for attention when it's so f*ckin obvious you're looking for attention!!!
      Now the other f*cking thing that bothers me about these girls on facebook are not just their retarded duck faces they make, not just the attention whorism they portray so obviously to the whole damn world of facebook, but their FB statuses. Here's a list of popular statuses these girls write. #1) Every five seconds they write about their boyfriend and how much they love them, even though they already started dating a week ago (and they call their BF "boo" or baby" in their stauses. GRRRRRRRRR!!! Hate those pet names!! :frustrated: ) #2) These girls write about stuff that even a rock wouldn't care about. Yes, you are going to the movies with your friends, so do millions of other people!!! #3) If they are having a bad day, they make sure EVERYONE of their friends knows. And when I mean EVERYONE, I mean EVERYONE on their friend-list. They write about how they're sad, and when someone asks them about their problem, they write back "I don't want to talk about it"...THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU POST YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE STATUS ABOUT YOUR SADNESS IN THE THE FIRST PLACE!?!?. #4) If the girl is single she writes about how she wants a decent guy in her life, well, making your profile picture a shot of your boobs hanging out and pictures of you and your friends getting wasted and high at parties aren't really going to attract a gentleman. This isn't damn rocket science!!!! And when these girls write their statuses, th3y eNd uP wr!ttinq l!ke th!s becuz th3y th!nk !tz c00L.
   Well that's all I could think of for these facebook girls and their obnoxious existence...

**If you liked this rant, check out my Teenagers Rant>>
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PessimisticCunt Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013  Student Artist
I'm a girl :stare: but still, your right with the I'm so ugly post.
poisodon Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Student Digital Artist
missEyez Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you :bow: lol
poisodon Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014  Student Digital Artist
WELCOME. :iconbrofistplz:
ZeFlyingMuppet Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2012
:stare: I hate my generation... I should have been born 20 years ago when people were SANE.
Phiatoz Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I second that!

missEyez Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yessss!!!! You're awesome :P
Ruuneka Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"They write about how they're sad, and when someone asks them about their problem, they write back "I don't want to talk about it"...THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU POST YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE STATUS ABOUT YOUR SADNESS IN THE THE FIRST PLACE!?!?"
How true.
Tsurechr Featured By Owner May 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Word! In Sweden we call these girls: Group = "fjortisar" 1 girl = "fjortis".
They should be shipped away to an island somewhere faaaar awaaaay!
missEyez Featured By Owner May 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bahahaha couldn't agree more!
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